straight man's guide to fashion: barney's.

 True conversation. 

man: Barney's is not just retail dear.

woman: So what is it?

man: It's more of a lifestyle

              Truth be told.

              Hip, but not hipster.

              Suave, but not quite debonair.

              It's a beautiful balance of trendy with ergonomical value.

              Really a nice store :) 

              I like that place. 

         

I got fashion-schooled by a man.